If you’ve been spending some time enriching yourself with some news instead of looking at photos of naked girls all the time, you’ll realise that the UMNO General Assembly had been on for the past 2 days. One thing that really got my attention was the speeches by the various party leaders. Well, it’s not much of a speech because the speakers spend half the time yelling while hoisting his or her arm in the air. Needless to state, it was as if the microphones weren’t functioning and nobody in the whole fathermucking hall knows how to fix it.
Dear leaders of every political organisations in Malaysia during speech-giving, just in case you didn’t know, with the blessings of technology, we can now speak into a cylindrical thingy that looks pretty much like a dildo (another technological wonder that have shaken the world, one woman at a time) and it will amplify our voices so the gathering of audience can hear us obstreperously and distinctly. Hence, there is no need for us to raise our voice into said cylindrical thingy that looks pretty much like a dildo.
Well, if you couldn’t find any videos on the net of them presenting their speeches in a technologically retarded manner, I’ll save your time and provide a summary of how it actually felt through out the speech.
On the side note, it’s a fairly suitable time right now to venture into the whole sore-throat lozenges industry. Confirm got business.
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Lol! Oh. My. God. Malaysian politics does something to me, I swear it does. Something really nasty.
Dang lah, as a public speaker and debater, I'm insulted. How the he'll am I still in high school while these guys are ruling our country? Someone, tell me. Please.
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