I swear in the name of Steve Jobs, Bill Gates and Pamela Anderson that this happened just a few feet away from me today. Two boys. Boy A: Woah, this phone is like, so old man. It’s like, black and white and can only like, display numbers. I don’t think you can like, text with this phone huh? (I've exaggerated his usage of the word 'like', my bad)
Boy B: Dude, this is a calculator.