I’m Nuffnang’s Featured Blogger of the Month

Well, as some of you might have already know, I made it to Nuffnang’s flavour of the month.

If you must know, my flavour happens to be BBQ. A little spicy, a little salty but will mostly make you go “damn shouldn’t have eat this shit, I’m so gonna grow fat now, OMG OMG OMG.” You can taste me for yourself, maybe just a little lick or something like that. No harm no foul. But just make sure you’ve brushed your teeth twice and gargled ‘em with 22ml of antiseptic mouthwash for 47 seconds before you lick me. I happen to have sensitive skin okay?

Alright, as this is one of the highest achievements in my entire blogging career, I’ve prepared a list of dudes and dudettes that I wanted to say thank you to. Ahem, here goes.

Firstly, a big thank you to daddy for paying the electricity bills, internet bills and credit card bills. Without the electricity that you’ve provided (technically Tenaga Nasional did that service providing) and the internet that you gave (again, it’s TMNet), I will not be able to compose blog posts and upload them online. As for the credit card, I’m saying thank you on behalf of mummy.


Next, a big thank you to mummy for cooking nice meals for me every night, doing my laundries and cleaning up the house. Uhm, if you weren’t there to do it, I’ll be the one doing the chores and therefore I will not have time to blog.


Also, a big thank you to my sister for, well, being my sister.

This will be followed up by a big thank you to a very special lady, you know who you are whom I’ve written a damn classy poem for you on my blog.

A big thank you to all my readers out there, silent readers, loud readers and memory card readers. Without you guys my blog will just be like another overrated porn site where nobody gives a shit. Keep it up guys, you’ve kept me motivated. I promise, when I hit that 1000 followers cap, I’ll upload a photo of me doing a peace sign with my cheeks puffed out, one eye closed and head slightly tilted.

Not to forget a big thank you to some of my haters out there. I love you guys. In fact, I love you all so much that I just wanna screw you all, that is if you’re a chick lah. And must be hot one. Well, if you’re a guy, uhm, I don’t give a shit lah. You can go take a shit yourself or something. And no, I won’t lend you any toilet paper. Expensive lah.

I would also like to give a big thank you to the roti-canai uncle for making me such delectable roti-canais and maggi goreng whenever I visit your stall. Don’t stop those delicacies, I will literally kill myself then kill my blog should you decide to stop selling those unhealthy but sinfully delicious Indian-Muslim food and start selling herbal soup.

Last but not least, a big thank you to Nuffnang for holding me in such high regards, Viva la Nuffnang! *gives all the nuffies a big hug although I am very very small in size, like seriously, I’m so short that they created the word ‘dwarf’ after me*

  
And of course, thank you to Confucius for saying all those nice things about me on Nuffnang’s page. You really shouldn’t have, old chap.