I Finally Touched This Beauty!

Yes, I finally touched her. I finally smelled her. I finally felt her. Yes, her smooth and shiny surface, her curves, her, beauty, her sexiness, her lubricity. She was the gem in everyone’s heart. Everyone was passionate about her. Everyone wanted her. Men literally fought to keep her. Ah, the attractive force of the UEFA Champions League trophy.

Boy, you weren’t thinking of something else, are you?

Anyways, upon learning that the Champions League trophy was coming to town, I knew right there and then that I must see this little baby. And there I was, last Friday, in Pavilion KL, with the cup right in front of me. The feeling was orgasmic, true story.

The Champions League is the cream of all professional football competition. You know, it’s something like the abalone among all seafood, the diamond among all jewelry, the Dolly Parton among all girls with big-boobs, the Brad Pitt among all hunks, the Justin Bieber among all talented little singing girls. Get what I’m saying?

Of course, only half of the world’s most talented and celebrated footballer had touched this cup. I will be an ass if I did not have my own experience with this cup.

As much as it hurts me to say this, but I actually touched the Champions League before my club does. Sobs. But it’s okay, this year’s our year. The cup will be heading to the Bridge. Go you Blues.

Besides having the trophy on display, a wide range of UEFA Champions League memorabilia was there as well to feast the eyes of visiting football enthusiasts, for instance, mua.

Do note that the trophy and the following memorabilia are genuine and authentic; not cheap imitated Petaling Street goods.

There’s Javier Zanetti’s jersey, the captain of Inter Milan.

Here’s a pair of boots that was once of Gunner’s skipper’s Fabregas foot; now in a displaying crystal case.

Xavi’s balls. A collector’s match ball signed by Barca’s puny midfielder Xavi.

A pair of gloves that belonged to Iker Casillas, the penjaga tiang of Madrid Betul.

AS Roma’s skipper, Francesco Totti’s boots and captain armband.

Ah, this ball legendary lor. Signed by the king of head-butting, Zinedine Zidane. By far the most entertaining footballer I’ve ever seen. And I’m not even talking about his footballing skills.

A memorabilia ball signed by former Real Madrid captain cum legend, Raul Gonzalez who now plays at Schalke FC.

Handsome boy Kaka’s boots. Where he had worn it during the Champions League final in 2007 against Liverpool at Istanbul. Fun fact, his then team AC Milan was leading by 3-0. In the second half, it was as if Liverpool was on drugs or Milan’s drug had ran out, Liverpool managed to par the score and made it 3-3 within a few minutes.

They went on to the penalty kick where Milan lost 3-2 in the kick. And the trophy went home with Liverpool. And the then Milan manger Ancelloti claimed to smash his television every time he watches the match replay, God knows how many telly had he smashed. And Kaka went on to sign for Real Madrid. And everyone lived happily ever after.

David Beckham’s jersey when he was on loan in AC Milan. Well, no comment about him. He was once a footballer, but not anymore. He is now a soccer player. Different thing, so you have to be clear about it.

Real Madrid’s ball. Yeah, apparently they only have one ball on display.

The ever popular Ronaldo’s Devil jersey. Pretty boy, no comment for him as well.

Ah, the jersey that belonged to the current football maestro, Lionel Messi. Speaking of Messi, there’s something about him and me. Both of us share this particular similarity ie. we’re short but we’re awesome xoxoxoxox.

Here we have more balls on display.

Referees. Whom everyone hated. Just like school principals.

And this my friend, was the Champions League trophy before it underwent a plastic surgery. Gosh, that surgery sure did wonder I’d say.

Well, a BIG thank you to Heineken for bringing this beauty to Malaysia!

And a big thank you to the pretty jie jie who took this polaroid picture for me. Heh.