I Spent The Most Important Day Of The Year Behind Bars

Monday, January 24, 2011

Yesterday, I cleaned my closet for the very first time.

Yesterday, I donned on my best shirt for the very first time.

Yesterday, I went to a play for the very first time.

Yesterday, I was stuck in the most absurd traffic jam for the very first time. (For this year, at least. It took me one hour from KLCC to Bukit Bintang.)

Yesterday, I entered this rather happening pub for the very first time in Jalan Changkat Bukit Bintang.

Yesterday, I downed three shots of pure Jack Daniels in a row for the very first time.

Yesterday, I partied real hard for the very first time.

Yesterday, I witnessed a bar brawl for the very first time.


Yesterday, I cheered the fight for the very first time. (Effect of Jack Daniels, so it’s not my fault entirely.)

Yesterday, I was in a police raid for the very first time.

Yesterday, I had my identity card checked by the police for the very first time.

Yesterday, I was told I’m not at legal age to be in a pub for the very first time.

Yesterday, I was apprehended by the police for the very first time.

Yesterday, I was shoved up into a police truck for the very first time.

Yesterday, I saw hard-headed people got beaten up after refusing to enter the police truck for the very first time.

Yesterday, I was driven to one of Kuala Lumpur’s biggest police station in a goddamn police truck for the very first time.

Yesterday, I stepped into a police station for the very first time.

Yesterday, I entered a police lockup for the very first time.

Yesterday, I lay down on the floor in the lockup for the very first time.

Yesterday, I was locked up in a cage for the very first time.

Yesterday, I saw hardcore crime suspects in handcuffs for the very first time.

Yesterday, I took a leak in a foul-smelled urinal in a lockup for the very first time.

Yesterday, I spent the night in a police station for the very first time. (Technically, I spent my wee hours there. Was there from 2 a.m. onwards.)

Yesterday, I was tremendously and truly petrified for the very first time.

Yesterday, I had an unforgettable celebration for the very first time.

Yesterday, I turned 19 officially. Yeah, pretty much for the very first time.


p.s. Every single narration above is solemnly the truth and nothing but the truth. I'm not lying; it really happened.

22 Piece of Mind:

Hilda Milda™ said...

Bro, are you serious about the whole behind the bar thing? O_O OMGGGGGG!

Judiene said...

Dude, all these just to say that you had a birthday yesterday??
Hahahaha.
Creative!
Happy Birthday!

:D

SiMon Har said...

LOL Judiene, it's a true story...

wat's past is past bro, cheer up and happy belated birthday to u!

Qi Wen 绮文 said...

Hey cheer up, Vince.. BTW, what is the legal age there? As what Simon said, it is past, happy belated birthday, boy! =)

Mich said...

cheer up vince..lesson for life..=) hsppy belated birthday!

Jayren Hann Yaw said...

Cheer up vince ! let bygone be bygones ! Happy belated birthday ! =D

H.Prakash said...

I've never seen a blog post quite like this one...and all that build up to announce that you're now 1 year older. Hmm... nice! (hope you were kidding about the jail time and all that stuff though).

Baboon Tan said...

welcome to the 19 brother! :)

Glo-w~* said...

Well...er...something to share with your grandkids ^^

YEEINGNG ♥ said...

Omg serious.. Anyways whats past is past la. See you so hardworking :P Anyways happy belated bday ya! :)

Casley said...

OMG!!! unforgetable birthday.. but its all alright now.. happy belated birthday!! =)

Tian Chad @ 永遇乐 said...

Tons of first time in one day. Definitely a very first-time story+memories ar?

Happy belated birthday by the way =)

Charissa said...

OMG are you serious about the jail part? Like, FOR REAL?!

bendan said...

You must be kidding, right?? That's was terrible!! Seriously, come'on.. tell me its a lie. pffftt!!

Anyway, Happy Belated Belated Birthday!! =P

Christine said...

Wow ~ What an epic day. All the "first-time" comes pouring in >.< Take care and Happy Belated Birthday ~

♥\.C..H..L.O..E. said...

HAPPY BELATED BURFDAY guy! everything has it first time ;D good experience after all right? TC!

archaqx said...

what a really good idea indeed..
I'm impressed..

good job..

I'll follow you too

kira permunian said...

Wow, I like the way you present your post. Keep it up.

Philip Khor said...

walau eh

Teratai Ibunda Catering said...

hppy blated birthday~

cazzycazz said...

Lil bro???!!!!! What an experience!!!! Happy Belated Birthday to my lil cute bro!! Hugz....

Jhiegzh said...

Happy Birthday! ^^