Well, apparently I enjoy writing somewhat rhythmic paragraphs of verses and I’ve decided to make full use of it. I shall use this self-proclaimed talent to land me a job as the World's Coolest Intern. Alternatively, you may check out Nuffnang's version of it.
Well, seriously. It is the coolest job one can ever imagine. You will be given a six-month period of corporate training on social media – which means your job is basically Tweeting and Facebooking. And the best part is, you’ll be paid handsomely. And trust me, the pay is really handsome. Just like Brad Pitt.
Anyhoos, ladies and gentlemen, I give you my creatively-crafted job application form.
I Am Your Coolest Intern
Now these are not just lines of nonsensical crap,
It is basically my own CV written in the form of a rap,
You can read it with some rhythm and perhaps a few claps,
Because I will be the coolest intern you will never forget.
My name is Vin Tsen and I am 18 this year,
It is pronounced as Vincent and just so you’re clear,
I think I’m the coolest intern because I do not know fear,
I will be able to adapt and survive in any atmosphere.
I heard being an intern is never an interesting game,
But I’m not keen in buying any of those ridiculous claims,
I am all out to be Standard Chartered’s coolest intern will only one aim,
That is to gain a heck of a lifetime experience and perhaps a tad bit of fame.
I think I’m cool enough for several reasons,
I’m young, ambitious, energetic and simply pleasant,
If you think I’m bored of life, well unfortunately I haven’t,
I’m more than ready to take on life with the greatest enthusiasm.
I am curious with how the world look from the outside,
I’m not afraid to take it on even if it may prove to be a rough ride,
Like how people always tell others the grass looks greener on the other side,
I want to have a taste of it myself and achieve some own sense of pride.
With Standard Chartered’s offer so irresistible,
It is really impossible for me to look at it and fumble,
As a young man with a burning passion I am anything but feeble,
Can I be the coolest intern, the answer is of course I am able.
Social media is one thing that I’m pretty familiar,
I blog and tweet on a daily basis just like my every other peer,
Spending so much time on the computer as if it’s my full-time career,
If I’m not selected to be Stan Chart’s coolest intern then that is really peculiar.
Vincephilosophy dot com is my humble little blog,
The layout is green in colour, the same one as Kermit the frog,
The contents are self-created humour and it’s not quite a shameful flop,
The traffics are pretty satisfying just like a farmer collecting his full-grown crops.
I do tweet as well and it’s a pretty new hobby,
You can tweet me through my tweet-name @vincephilosophy,
Yes it’s exactly the same as my blog address so remembering it is easy,
Twitter is the last thing I say good-night to before I cuddle my blankie.
I hope my little intro had given you the best entertainment,
I mean come on, who introduces themselves with a flow of rhythm?
In all seriousness I assure you this as I clench my confidence in firm,
You will not regret having me on board as the world’s coolest intern!
Well, I sure hope my magnificent piece of work will land me the coolest job on Earth. And as a bonus, I shall throw in an amateur video of myself rapping. Kindly forgive the amateur-ness. It was sort of a last minute idea and there’s this thing called deadline that I have to abide by.
Once again, apologies for the poor video quality and the absence of loud, vexatious and annoying overrated techno music. And yes, I know I look terribly vain in the video, don’t have to remind me about that. Go ahead and laugh.
But I will have it remade and remixed should I be chosen to take on the role as the coolest intern.
Wish me luck people! :)