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Don't worry, this is not another one of my infamous cum irritating money making solution. I know, I haven't been posting some awe-inspiring mind-boggling words of wisdom up here.

But I do have a rather peculiar way of doing business and I wish to share with everyone. Chill. It's not some advertisements or whatever nonsense. It's basically. A JOKE.

So, for today, shall we see how business is done? And apparently, this business trick is not taught in any business school in the whole wide world. Imagine that. Cool aye? Of course, I read it somewhere but I couldn't quite recall the exact thing.

Anyway, here goes!

OK, shall we name the big-time businessman, Vince? You know, just for the sake of illustration.

Vince: I've got a dream girl and I'm going to marry her.

Dad: But I've already have someone in mind for you.

Vince: But dad, that girl is the daughter of Bill Gates.

Dad: In that case..

After successfully coaxing dad, Vince went to Microsoft and spoke to Bill Gates.

Vince: I've got your daughter a potential husband.

Gates: I already have a guy in mind for my daughter.

Vince: But Mr. Gates, that man is the vice-president of the World Bank.

Gates: In that case..

Triumphant with his inveigling on Bill Gates, Vince proceeded to meet the president of the World Bank, Robert Zoellick.

Vince: I've got you a new vice-president.

Zoellick: But I've already have someone in mind for that position.
Vince: But Mr. Zoellick, that man is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

Zoellick: In that case..

In the end, Vince manage to marry the dream of his life without upsetting his father, take over Microsoft and replace some dungu as the VP of World Bank.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is how business is done.

Well, lets not mention about how Vince ended up in prison for identity fraud. That is another story.

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Singapore Room for rent

Hey y'all! Attention please! If any of you have half the mind to cross the border and move to Singapore, you must read on!

Worried about not being able to locate a reasonable place to stay? Fret not; all you have to do is visit this useful website - CariBilik. This webpage lists out all the room for rent in Singapore, and mind you, it covers nearly the whole Singapore!

This website comes in really handy for those who are heading to Singapore alone as most rooms are catered for singles or couples. There are however a few rooms that are being rented out to families, but very limited.

In terms of financial affordability, CariBilik features rooms of pretty affordable rates. Most of the rooms for rent are not really pricey after all, so it's quite suitable for Malaysian students or workers who are staying put in Singapore.

However, one thing that still requires improvement is photos of offered rooms. Most of the post do not have a photo of the room that is being put up for rent, so its kinda abstract as we have to "imagine" how the room looks like. And even if we are really interested in the rooms, we have to make an appointment to go onsite and look at the place. Which is inconvenient for us Malaysians. And I mean AWFULLY inconvenient.

Other than that, CariBilik comes in really handy for all of those who just want a place to sleep in and don't really care too heavily on the condition of the room. But come on, its Singapore we're talking about, it won't be that bad. Furthermore, the rates are seriously reasonable.

So what are you waiting for? Move to Singapore man!

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More Money

Yes yes yes people, money is rare commodity nowadays. We need to be innovative in making doughs! So, like usual, kind-hearted-me would like to share a few jalans and lubangs for you people to generate cash like toilet papers!

First up, do click on Money Genarator if you are keen on the fastest and easiest way to make MYR. Yes people, you've heard the man. Malaysian currency. Cold hard Ringgit Malaysia straight into your own bank account! That's how I've made my dough - nearly RM600!

To learn more, do head to one of my earlier post. You'll get the detailed version of everything. And if you're interested, drop me a contact and I'll get back to you as soon as possible!

OK, now for the second money-making way.

This is rather abstract but I'll try my best to explain how it works. Basically, all you have to do is click on the banner below and set up an account for FREE with that website. Upon successful registration, an instant USD10 will be credited to your account. Yes, USD! The white people's money!

In order to make more money, all you have to do is get more people to sign up for the same account and you'll receive commission. Apparently, it can go up to $100,000 if you are a maestro in networking and promotion.

So, what are you waiting for? Start clicking and signing up!

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The Best Way To Make BIG MONEY!

Just to keep everyone informed, I'm currently a PAID freelance article writer, so I'll try my level best to update my green little blog as frequent as possible. Now that I'm actually using my writing skills to generate an income, I've become more and more entrepreneur-minded. Well, it's a gift. Thank God for it.

The good thing is, I will not keep the gift all by myself; I'm gonna share that gift with everyone!

Anyway, I'm here to share my money-making secret to all of you who happen to open this page. Say grace as this is your lucky day. For a start, this is not a fraudulent direct selling rubbish. Secondly, it's a legal trade. Thirdly, you can earn up to RM100 a day, depending on how dedicated you are. Lastly, it is proven to work!

All you need is RM49.90 to start up this business, dedication to your sales, a workable computer and decent Internet connection!

Business description: Selling Internet domain with an Internet domain that you'll be provided with.

Actually this is sort of a multi-level marketing project. But the good thing is, you do not have to pay commission or whatever dog-and-cat fee to your 'superior'. The RM49.90 you pay me is a one-off payment. Essentially, you'll receive a basic start-up kit from me after the payment.

In the start-up kit, you'll be given a tutorial video, basic templates and license for the trade.

How do you earn money you were asking? Simple. Once you have made the payment, you'll be guided on how to create your own webpage. And with that webpage you have created, you can go on to sell the 'technique' to other Internet users. Basically, you are paying me to learn how to make money.

To be specific, all you have to do is sell the start-up kit to interested buyers who also wish to make money the same way!

The beautiful part about this business is that money will be directly deposited into YOUR personal account. You do not have to pay any processing fee, admin fee or maintenance fee. When you've successfully made a sale, the total revenue will belong to you; you will not have to pay me a single cent.

Interested already? Waste no more time and click on Money Genarator now!

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I'm going to the Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair

Oh yes baby! Yours truly is back! This time - bigger, better and sexier!

Right, anyway, the intro is a formality. I'm just trying to be a wuss here.

Now, what was that I wanted to share with everyone, yes! The supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair is coming to town! And it is in exactly one month time! Oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh. I'm awfully excited!

Basically, this super-duper-whooper funtastic event will be held on the 17th of April 2010. So if you're interested in dropping by and tasting some pure fun, do keep your schedule free by the first half of the day - the event will start at 10a.m. all the way to 5p.m. So if you're lonely or seeking for some excitement, this is THE event for you!

Where will the Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair will be held? Fear not, it is NOT held in some hulu part of the world or in some kampung whose existence was never heard of. The venue for this fun-filled event is the Front Foyer, Ground Floor of Berjaya Times Square, Kuala Lumpur.

Speaking of accessibility and convenience, you can get there will all kind of transportation modes if you don't feel like driving. Among them are Monorail, bus or taxi. However, the third option is not highly recommended because of the driver's notoriety. You might get ripped-off easily, unless you are sinfully rich.

Be prepared to be occupied with exciting games like sumo wresting in air bag suits, gladiators battle and much more mind-blasting activities! You'll never feel the slightest boredom when you are there.

On top of that, a lucky draw will also take place! Stand a chance to bring home lucrative gadgets that worth up to RM15,000! I can feel the love by Nuffnang and Gatsby for all of those who show up for this fun-fair. Somebody will go home with an obscenely cool gadget. I can sense it. I hope that somebody is me.

Enough said sugar! Waste no more time! Let's hope to see everyone in this supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Gatsby Deodorant Street Fair! For further details, do click on http://www.gatsby.com.my/streetfair/ to find out more!

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