Cheque

Finally. After all these hardship and dedication. It paid off. I've got it!

Yes, I finally got my castration Nuffnang cheque. And heck was it a big one. So big that it induced me into falling in love with it instantaneously. Gee, that's a mouthful.

Almost every Nuffnanger who received their cheques will undoubtedly upload the photos of their cheque and hao lian to everyone. How can I not be part of it?

You know how big was my cheque?

It was so big that I can't stop smelling the sweet scent it expels.

It was so big that I can't help but lick its treacly surface every other moment.

It was so big that I can't resist myself from feeling it's smooth sensation on my complexion.

It was so big that I can't forbear myself from making out passionately with it.

Yes, it is that big! Wanna know how big it is?

It is as big as,

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RM101.97.

What? It's big to me what.

You know, every first time we receive something, we tend to make a big mockery out of it? By modes like, try to show off to every single tom dick and harry who innocently passed you by. Try to call every single contact in your phonebook just to brag about it. Try to break into the newspaper agency and silently edit the headlines into whatever to brag about.

Well, you can't blame me for being a perfectly natural human being who sins.

Therefore, RM101.97 is BIG to me. And I want to show off. Yeah so? You've got an issue with that? What can you plausibly do? Tell me tell me? Ahh, tell lah! Can't tell leh. Screw you lah!

Pardon my mental distortion with that twist of lameness. I'm all drained. I can't think properly now. I need booze.

Speaking of which, I've managed to find similarity in KennySia's cheque and my cheque.

Kenny's,

Mine.

See, look alike right? The only difference is, I'm RM40412.41 SHORT.

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