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Screw Facebook! (Covering face and crotch while yelling)

Right, I was kidding. Screw you people who think I was Goddamn serious.

Now, as if it wasn't ridiculous enough to not have a Twitter, I've decided to take things a step further by not having a Facebook account too. Huh! Take that!

Honestly, isn't it really cool to not have a Facebook account when almost everyone else has one? Its like being the only virgin in a nympho's colony. No, slash that, wrong example.

I don't have anything against Facebook and I'm perfectly fine with people who use it.

But heck, I'll tell you why I'm not using it.

You see, Facebook can be really addicting. I mean, people actually lost their jobs because of Facebook. And lets not get started with those who got illegally laid after falling for some faggoty-looking hunks on Facebook.

The addiction part is based on a true story. Devil, I was once addicted to Myspace. And I swear in the name of KennySia's coconut that I will never indulge in online networking portals again.

You see, I use to have a Myspace account - still having it - and heavily active in it when I was in Form 2. No, active is not the vernacular term. Amendments, I was heavily ADDICTED to it.

And you know how things can get pretty screwed up when you are addicted to some shit that will waste every single drip of essence in you. I screwed up my sleep. Screwed up my heath. Screwed up my exams. Screwed up my studies. Screwed up my life.

Yeah. Especially when you have thousands of so-called friends on Myspace. Trust me, you'll have a handful of nonsense to attend to everytime you log in.

I used to blog on Myspace. And it was my virgin blogsite. And I make it a point to update at least 2 post every single day of my form 2 life. And bloody hell, its not easy to come up with some really fruitful updates everyday OK? Can you imagine I actually plot up blog posts when an exam is going on? Literally, I was actually thinking about what to update in my shitty blog instead of what to write on that exam sheet.

Sometimes you don't know what on Earth you are doing unless someone slapped you hard in your face and stopped you. Yeah, my tarnished result slip sure slapped me really friggin hard!

Well, since then, I'm always striving to abstain from logging on to Myspace regularly. Boy, was I good at abstinence! Pun intended.

It did pay off, after countless hard slap on the balls everytime I have the urge to spend more than half an hour on Myspace. Yeah, I set up a curfew. Only 3 times a week and not more than half an hour per log-in. The end result was an *ahem* 7A's *ahem* in my PMR. You know, I don't usually speak highly of myself.

To think of it, Online Networking Portals' Addiction (ONPA) is something like alcohol addiction. You'll always fork out excuses for yourself in order to succumb to that beer. Same concept, you'll make up crocks of bull just to make you feel better when you spend half of your day on Myspace/Facebook.

And the ONPA thingy, there's no such thing. I came up with that shit. Thought it sounded splendid.

I still have a Myspace account now, but I don't give a shit about whatever that happened in that superficial world. I'm only using it for one purpose. And never more than 15 minutes every session.

Heh. Ya, it feels nice to be in a mob. That will make me a little less nerdy. *slap balls!*

See what I'm saying, you'll tend to like it even though its something artificial and sinfully bootless.

So to be on the safe side, I would rather NOT have a Facebook account. Albeit the fact that I acknowledge how merriment and whoopie the applications in Facebook can be. Better safe than sorry. Know what I mean.

So to make things look nicer, this is the only kind of Facebook I know.

Well, guess I'll just stick to blogging. At least I don't have to worry about not watering my stupid plant or feeding my stupid restaurant workers.

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