New Year Wishlist

Today is the last day of 2008,
A new year will begin in a few hours,
Here is my wish list for the new year.

As everyone knows,
Israel launch an attack,
An attack on Gaza,
Leaving hundreds dead.

Not to mention those homeless,
And those wounded in bed,
Death toll rises,
And increased by day,
No peace for them.

Stop the attacks!
Stop the terror!
Stop everything that can kill another!
I don't want the world to be filled,
Of blood and gore.
And crying families too.

Tributes to the police,
Tributes to the Docs.
Tributes to those who risked their lives,
For those who needed the most.
What the world needs,
Is a few more of these,
Kind-hearted soul.

This is my New Year's wishlist,
I hope it can be fulfilled.
Peace for the new year,
Is all I ask for.
May God bless this world,
Full violence and horror,
To restore it's peace,
So we can live happily forever.

A very Happy New Year to everyone who is reading this.
May your year be blissful,
And beautiful too.

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Baywatch Asia

Baywatch is famous for it's sizzling hot babes by the beach. And now the latest season has come to Asia!

Consist of all local Asian actors, mostly Thais, this latest series is set to generate the best revenue in the box office.

Producer of the Baywatch series, Douglas Schwartz thinks Thailand is a good place for the latest Baywatch to be shot because of the abundant local talents available every single corner of this beautiful country.

"We are definitely going to win multiple awards for this magnificent series! The Oscar's, the Emmy's, Golden Globe Award and most probably the best soundtrack award at the Grammy's!" said excited director, Gregory J. Bonann.

Most of the cast are amateur actors but they were all hardworking and humble. They put 101% of effort in it and make sure the very best of them was presented!

One of the actor, Pat Pat Bong commented, "Well, the producer and director were very nice to us! They said our 42 inch waist isn't a problem for the show! They just wanted our radiant complexion! How nice!"

The whole dedicated crew of Baywatch Asia really put their heart and soul during the shootings. Here are some screenshots!

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Well, to all Baywatch hardcore fans, don't miss out on this latest hit that promises, dare to be said, excitement.

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More Telco Jokes

I'm still not over with my Digi Yellow Man's joke.

The most famous tag line for this yellow chubby beings is "I will follow you". Thus, read the following joke carefully, and laugh your pants off.

p.s. The grammar mistakes below have been corrected for the comfort of the reader.

Very Shocking.

This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Penang. Her name was Ai Ling. She was hit by a truck. She was working in a call center and had a boy friend named Tony. Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. She used to be never found without her handphone.

In fact she also changed her network from Maxis to Digi, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost. Even when Tony left for overseas to pursue his masters, they constantly kept in touch.

She used to spend half of the day talking to Tony on the phone. Ai Ling's family knew about their relationship. Tony was very close to Ai Ling's family as well.

Before she passed away, she always tell her friends and family to bury her with her handphone alongside.

But strange enough, after her death, people couldn't carry her dead body.

Eventually, they called a person who can speak to the soul of dead person. He took his moment and started speaking to the corpse slowly. After a few minutes, he said, "This girl miss something here.'

Then her friends told that person about her intentions to bury herself with her phone. He then opened the casket and placed her phone beside the deceased. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily and they then carried her into the van.

Ai Ling's parents did not inform Tony about Ai Ling's death. 2 weeks later, Tony returned and called Ai Ling's mom. They broke out the whole thing to him; but Tony thought they were pulling his leg.

They then showed him Ai Ling's death certificate. Tony still refused to believe, he told everyone that he just spoke to Ai Ling on the phone yesterday.

Suddenly, Tony's phone rang. It was Ai Ling. He spoke to her using the loudspeaker. All of them heard the conversation, and it was the actual voice of Ai Ling!

They then sought help from a Master.

After heaps of investigation, the Master found the problem, and the telco was the culprit behind the horrifying incident! He took a deep breath and told the family.
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Digi: 'I will follow you.'

Gobsmacked.

By the way, Merry Christmas!

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Telco Joke

As a Malaysian, everyone knows what is a "Yellow Man". Also known as the Digi Yellow Coverage Fellow.

The Yellow Man is famous for his dedication to provide all Digi customers with the widest network through out the world.

But somehow, there are a few pranks played by some lifeless buggers - which are extremely funny.

Here goes.

Creative they are? Let's just laugh and forget about it. Or else we might get our ass sued.

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Funny Leaders

Gosh, kindly pardon me for ignoring my lovely green blog for the past few days. Well, some very big business I had to settle last few days. Bigger than Trump's business.

Who am I telling it to anyway? As if I'm some top blogger who have a big bunch of loyal fans.

Anyway, the latest news really caught my eyes and funny bone. And all of them are related to big-time world leaders!

First, it's about Taiwan's former president Chen Shui-Bian. Mr. Flat, who is currently being charged for corruption.

Reports claimed that the corrupted president who was conned by a bogus fortune teller. And what tickled me most was the fact that the acclaimed fortune teller was only 16 years old!

16 YEARS OLD!

And yet, here I am, sitting down, typing on my semi-defected keyboard, with only 10 bucks in my pocket! I should be out there tapping money out of big celebrities and top businessmen!

Damn! Imagine a 16 years old little brat conning one of the world's top dog!

I'm such a failure.

Another leader who had me rolling on the floor is our very own Mr. George W. Bush! With his ultimate shoe show!



Quick reactions I tell you! Faster than Usain Bolt, swifter then Jackie Chan. Maybe he took a short course in the Shaolin Temple.

Just like what the papers said, he redefined the term "shooed away". People just hate him, not because of the things he do; but his cowardice to face things. Don't be a chicken! Face it like a man! It's just a bloody shoe!

Oh wait, I would have ducked too if the shoes were aimed at my face.

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Law Against Bloggers

I was browsing through the newspaper a few days ago when I saw this article about the Malaysian government is planning to introduce a law against us - bloggers.

It seems the law is to prevent us from spreading "disharmony, chaos, seditious material and lies" on our PERSONAL websites. Imagine this, we have to control what we write!

Oh wait, we always have to control what we write.

But a law being imposed just to restrict us from writing without boundaries? That's a little absurd. Blogging is actually an act where we are allowed to express our thoughts freely. It's our personal space for our personal comments.

It's as if the government have tonnes of dark secret and they are afraid of bloggers of revealing it. C'mon, if you do not have any ugly secrets, why are you afraid of people from creating rumours about you?

So petrified that you have to use law as a cover?

Of course, we bloggers must be responsible for what we write as well, we should know our own limits and do not post materials that can cause damage to another party.

Blogging can be fun at times; but it can be dangerous at the same time.

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Polygamy Juice?

There lots and lots of creative names being given to delicacies nowadays. But sometimes, these names just got a little too far.

I was in this Indonesian restaurant yesterday. And what caught my eyes were 2 drinks:

"Polygamy juice",

And "Happy Soda".

Of all names being used, polygamy? It gave me the impression that people are encouraged to practice multiple marriages, and you can achieve your undertaking by drinking this juice.

And "Happy Soda". Sounds like some anti-depressant for people who can't lift a smile and need this soda to lift their spirit.

Obviously, I have no idea what this drink was, therefore I requested for a detailed information about this drink. All the waitress told me was, 'this is a nice drink, you must try!' instead of 'this drink contains so and so, therefore blah blah blah'.

So to all restaurant owners, please, give a proper name for your dishes and drinks. Customer are always right!

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Landslide

A not so shocking event happened again - landslide. This is the 3rd time life-grabbing landslide occurred this year, as far as I can remember. And this is the 2nd time Bukit Antarabangsa is facing severe landslide. Not to forget the horrifying Highland Tower incident, very close to Bukit Antarabangsa.

So now Bukit Antarabangsa and the surrounding area have been classified as the "dangerous belt", for real this time. Oh, so it's only seriously declared as the "danger zone" after the 3rd bloody time something severe like this happened.

The Highland Tower tragedy that killed 40 odd innocent lives weren't enough to make this place the "danger zone"? Landslides after landslides for the past few years still weren't enough for the government to take action?

I've just found out that this area was being labelled as one of the hazardous area near town by researchers, years ago may I add. But it was ignored, no actions were taken, development still carried on like nobody's business.

Highways, condominiums, bungalows etc. Nothing can slow down, moreover stop these life-threatening development around Bukit Antarabangsa. Nobody cared about the "researches". Not the developer, nor the government.

Happy now? You've got your landslide. Congratulations, ignorant whoever-in-charge. It's too late to cry over spilt milk. You should have stopped any form of concrete from plunging into the soil 15 years ago, not today.

Now I've learnt, actions will only be taken after something really really bad happened for countless times. Good lesson.

p.s. I pray for the safety of the landslide victims and deepest condolences to the innocent life who was sacrificed because the government don't love enough to stop development.

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New Blog

Howdy-ho fellow bloggers! Welcome to the opening ceremony of my new blog. I'm Vin Tsen (obviously) and I shall be your commentator for this grand ceremony!

Vincent's Football Talk

Yes, my new blog is totally, absolutely and fantastically about football. I've noticed my passion for football is as strong as your super-glue next door. So I shall put them into words instead!

It has all my opinions on the latest football happenings, 100% accurate match predictions, post-match review and little tiny bits about football here and there.

So, do visit my new footie bloggie to talk the ball!

Don't worry, Vincent's Philosophy will still be active as usual.

Thus, I shall my grand opening ceremony. So long good people! Thank you for attending.

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Plastic Bags

A plastic bag is a bag made from plastic. Right?

I can't believe I'm as lame as ever. Anyway, plastic bags are chemically-processed plastic films which is easily available in your basic grocery stores. And chemically-processed products are usually hazardous to human beings.

But that is not my point. I'm here to show you a photo of a rather ironic way to tell people the importance of not using plastic bags.

Darn! They're creative as hags! Pleading people to stop using plastic bags by giving out plastic bags which tells you 'Say No To Plastic Bags'!

Talking about irony!

Why don't they give out free condoms to secondary students and tell them not to practice pre-marital sex?!

Anyway, speaking of bags, I shall show you my new bag which I will be using next year.

Lo and behold!

It even have my favourite number on it!

The insane side of me telling myself: This bag shall bring you good luck, wealth, health, intelligence, charm etc. Remember to polish it everyday and give it a kiss!

The sane side of me telling myself: It's just a bag.

Anyway, the school bag thingy is totally random. Pardon my randomness.

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