Cheers or Jeers?

Events events events I'm in Form 4, technically I should not start my "essay" with repetition. Ya, that was what I was taught. Cheers?

Oh well, I have to call this week eventful, TONNES of craps events happened through out this bloody week. 4K's presidents domination is getting closer and I'm one of the president. CHEERS!

Wait..

That's not very cheerful though, I finally felt the burden of Vivian and Hui Sin - to manage a club (not the kind of club where you go in to hit the dancing floors and meet chicks). All sort of preparations were to be made before the one hour meeting starts. Book a room, make an announcement, inform the teacher, inform the members, prepare on what to talk, collect funds, blah blah blah. Though my job is to instruct, but come on, if anything goes wrong, my a** is in deep s*it. Stressful. Cheers or jeers?

What else?

NOTHING ELSE.. and I called it an eventful week.. What rots..

Chelsea's in Malaysia on the coming Tuesday, YAY! But whaddya know..

I can't go because it's a freaking Tuesday night.

Well, Chelsea beat some China team by 4-0, I can't imagine the score on Tuesday. Well, rock on!Cheers!

By the way, Kai Chi got laid removed his braces! Cheers! I mean jeers! I mean.. Whatever. Ahhh.. Cheers because his first braces-less lunch was with me, lucky him; jeers because I had to wait at the dental clinic for him and study Chemistry in the meantime for 20 bloody minutes. Freak.

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Sarcasm

Sarcasm
Oxford's term : n. Bitter and wounding remark in an ironic manner.
Layman's term : Some bugger calls you Brad Pitt even though you have 2596 pimples on your face and a mole of 2cm in diameter on your chin.

Humans can be very very sarcastic. Right Kai Chi the handsome? (phone seller's "compliment"). Why are we so sarcastic? Good question, I will answer you if you're intelligence is as high as my cat. That's sarcasm. We want to hurt a person without hurting him directly. Yes, I know, I'm confusing every single sucker right now.

Well, picture this, you just got your freaking haircut by your freaking school teacher because it is freaking too long and it is freaking against the school rules. He gave you a freaking 70's coconut haircut. You went to freaking hair saloon and the freaking hairdresser said your hair has to be freaking shaved bald because it is beyond repair-able. You're bald right now. You go to school next day and your freaking friends smiled at you and says "cool hairstyle man!".

How'd you feel? Will you feel fine? Well, of course, you won't be happy, but at the mean time, he did not call you "hey botak!", so isn't sarcasm a polite way to kick you in the butt?

Yes, indeed. Sarcasm plays a role. A powerful role. It depends on how fast your lousy brain respond. A good sarcastic remark doesn't just make the victim the butt of a joke, it also enables you to step on a person so hard others will respect you. Plus, it boost your morale and confidence. So, start making sarcasm part of your life, loser. It will make you a winner, loser.

p.s. Don't use sarcasm in an excessive manner. You will end up in the hospital, loser.

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Running Out Of Time

Time, the most precious thing on Earth, ya, that's what everyone says. We should not waste time like how we waste air, ya, that's what everyone says. Time cannot be bought with cash, ya, that's what everyone says. Time is NEVER enough, ya, that's what EVERYONE says.

Let me show you a particular scene.
Note: The following names have been changed to protect privacy.

Kai Chi : I don't have much time already compare to those days.
Me : Why?
Kai Chi : I tend to spend more time watching TV nowadays. So now I don't have much time going online, revise nor do my homework.
Me : You've never done your homework all these while Then cut down on TV then.
Kai Chi : I'm trying to. I don't understand, I've been watching TV like SO long but I'm still not fed up.
Me : DUH.. remains silent
Kai Chi : But I will spend more time online if I don't watch TV. Then I won't have time to watch TV, revise nor do homework.
Me : Go and hang yourself then. Huh?
Kai Chi : Ya, and I have lesser time to do revision now because of my tuition classes.
Me : What? Isn't tuition classes a place where you revise? What?
Kai Chi : And my Counter Strike game is like so lag.
Me : *SWEAAAATTTT.. The most popular verse in 4K now*

Frankly, I have no idea where the Counter Strike thingy came from. But come on, no time? We are all given 24 hours a day, ok fine, excluding the time where you sleep, eat, play, shit disposing waste product, loiter, dig your nose, you still have at least a few hours of free time. Right?

Now, time management is really important. Yeah right. How many of us actually plots a time table and able to follow it exactly? There are a lot of last-minute events in our lives. Therefore, I think the verse "ability to adapt time" is much more suitable. We should all be "time-smart" and have priorities for things we do. Which means revision comes before Counter Strike and EST project to come before blogging. Yes, I'm blogging instead of working on my EST assignment.

Money can't buy time; I doubt it. Who says we can't buy time with money. Alright, fine. We can't buy time LITERALLY, but there are other hidden ways of time purchasing. A few very simple example, there are people who bribe their superior just to extend the dateline for a particular project, that's buying time for work. Ransom are being paid to kidnappers to prevent the hostage from being killed, that's buying time for life. Loan sharks collects interest from the borrower so the latter's hand won't literally end up in KLCC while the leg stays in Penang, that's buying time for body parts. So who says we can't buy time?

Time is nothing to laugh about. Time is really precious. Cherish it or you'll regret it when it passes. Time flies faster than you think, so live it for today.

p.s. YA, I know, you will be clicking the 'x' icon in no time. Go ahead.

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Shit Happens

Yes, shit do happen. And I've recently "found out" that the word SHIT is a "bad bad word"

OOOOOOOOOOOOO..

Well, like I care I MUST try my very best to substitute the SHIT with some other words.

1. SHOOT - "Shoot!! You're a piece of shoot!!"
2. FAECES - "Faeces!! That good-for-nothing faeces face!!"
3. WASTE PRODUCT - "Waste product man, like I give a waste product about my words!!"
4. TOOT - "Toot!! You toots better toot off before I toot you!!"

Harharhar, I'm so good at making lame and lousy jokes. SUCKER.

Anyway, lots of pretty stupid stuffs happened to me through out this week. Never felt this bad in my entire life. Well, what can I do? Life is meant to be that way, since I'm the greatest sucker on this planet, noboby gives no shit faeces about me. Maybe I'll migrate to some other planet and start living with green skin and 3-metre long antenna. Or I might as well find a cave and meditate for the rest of my life. Or perhaps be a statue somewhere in Alaska.

Yup, there still won't be anyone who cares about my absence.

p.s. Ya ya ya, somebody is actually calling me EMO already. Have it your way, you piece of shit waste product.

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Left Out

Have you ever wonder?
How is it like to be an orphan,
To sit at the dusty doorsteps,
Carrying the one and only stuffed toy,
Hoping and praying,
That someone will come,
And bring you home.

Have you ever wonder?
How is it like to be a beggar,
To lie around in the crowded streets,
Holding a half broken cup,
Hoping and praying,
That some kind-hearted person will come,
And drop you some coins.

Have you ever wonder?
How is it like to be a stray dog,
To wander around the dirty alleys,
Sniffing and scavaging,
Hoping and praying,
That some dog lover will drop by,
And bring you some food.

Have you ever wonder,
How is it like to be a reserve footballer,
To sit on the bench every single match,
Watching their teammates reign the field,
Hoping and praying,
That the manager will point at you,
And tell you "get ready, you're going in".

Have you ever wonder?
How is it like to be left out?

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Regain My Life

Great, I've not updated this blog for like a gazilion years..
Thanks to TM who is so jealous about my ultimate life, they cut my connection, ya right, "technical error" it seems.
But who cares? I'm back on track, I'll rule the world again! Muahahaha!! FREAK.
Anyway, thanks to orang utan Kai Chi, I have to complete this tag that was left undone for ages.

1) If you could change your name to anything else, what would it be?
-I prefer to stick to my current name, Michael Vincent Ballack Gan. Yayayaya.. So what if Spain won??

2) Which do you prefer, white guys/girls or Asian guys/girls?
-I'm not much of a racist.

3) Cat or donkey?
-Dodo Bird.

4) Do you like mathematics?
-Who doesn't?

5) You are in a lift filled with people; all of a sudden, you farted. Now everyone is wondering where that smell is coming from. What would you do?
-Join in the guessing game and start pointing finger at others.

6) Why do you think peas taste yucky?
-Because they are meant to taste that way. DUH..

7) Would you wear clothes from the opposite sex?
-If I was thrown in the north pole with nothing but a blouse and a pair of skirt. Yes.

8) What can't you live without? And please don’t say air.
-Food?

9) Are you in love?
-Why should I tell you?

10) Which part of your body will you sell?
-My stupidity.

11) What does your hair smell like?
-They smell like...................... hair..

12) Why do you do tags?
-Aren't all tags supposed to be answered?

13) Do you like cartoons?
-Nope. Outgrown it for a LONG time.

14) Who do you think is the ugliest person in your school/college/workplace?
-I'm in a school full of prince charming. Ceh..

15) Who do you want to hug right now?
-Someone who is willing to hug me.

16) Which star/starlet would you sleep with?
-I don't want to star in the next sex scandal.

17) Why do you think I asked question number 11?
-You're desperate for attention.

18) If someone offers you 1 million ringgit to eat shit, would you do it?
-Hey, RM1 mil, why not?

19) What is the best and worst feeling in the world?
-Best: When I get laid respect
-Worst: When I don't get laid respect.

20) What is a ‘siham’ to you?
-a French word?

p.s. Debra, kindly do this tag.. If you're free enough.. x)

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